Classy Wino Creator Content Hub
Your Go-To Guide For Crushing Commissions & Gaining Followers
Swap Snooze-Fest Unboxings for Viral-Ready Swag & Bank Bigger Commissions with Classy Wino
Not your average “funny-gift” brand — our secret flasks and NSFW gift wrap are the hacks your followers never knew they needed but will actually use IRL
Classy Wino has sold millions online
We started in 2015 with one goal: help our friends party smarter, gift harder, and laugh louder.
Meet The Hero Lineup
Sunscreen Flasks
3 different designs, 3 oz, 10 oz, 12 oz of liquid sunshine that looks like SPF 50. Perfect angle: "How I saved $200 at Coachella and still enjoyed a few cocktails."
Gag Rx Booze Labels
Doctor's orders: 750 mL of chill the f*ck out. Content gold: "POV: Your friends' faces when you pull out 'prescription strength' vodka at the pregame."
Wrapping Paper
Happy F*cking Birthday in shimmery gold-pink or kraft chaos. Hook them with: "When the wrapping paper says what you're thinking"
'NOTHING!' Gift Box
Perfect for the friend who 'doesn't want anything.' Killer angle: "Watch my boyfriend's reaction when he asked for nothing for his birthday... and got it."
Why Partner With Us?
Real Utility in
Disguise
Products that actually save fans serious cash. Not just another pretty sponsorship — your followers will thank you for introducing them to something genuinely useful.
Scroll-Stopping
Content
Built for TikTok reactions, not dusty shelves. Our products create those perfect "wait, what?!" moments that stop thumbs and start shares. Hello, engagement boost.
Fast ROI for Your
Audience
One use can pay for itself; your rec = instant cred. Be the plug that everyone tags their friends in.
"OMG you NEED this for
Coachella!"
Audience Cheat-Sheet
Festival Frannie
Hates $19 cocktails; loves life hacks. Win: Saving enough cash for that extra day pass while becoming the squad's resourceful hero.
Gift-Giver Greg
Office-party legend hunting Prime-fast laughs. Win: That "where did you find this?!" reaction that confirms his gift-giving superiority
Bar-Cart Bianca
Aesthetic-obsessed hostess chasing Reels clout. Win: Branded content that doesn't clash with her curated feed (and actually drives engagement).
Corporate-Joker Jason
HR cool-guy buying bulk PG-13 gags. Win: Being remembered as the legendary gift-giver who saved everyone from another boring Secret Santa.
Content Playbook
Tone Guide
Do: Use casual, insider humor and poke fun at overpriced norms. Sound like
the friend who always knows the best workarounds.
Don't: Use corporate jargon, lazy puns, or mean-spirited digs. We're clever, not jerks.
Hook Templates
"This festival hack saved me $200 a day"
"Doctor's orders: BYO vodka"
"Birthday wrapping paper that swears so you don't have to"
"When you said you wanted NOTHING for your birthday..."
